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The “Posting Pictures” Guy

For some reason guys like to put up teeny tiny pictures of themselves on a mountain.  And they’ll also have pictures in just hats and sunglasses.

If ALL of your pictures are from really far away and with sunglasses, I am going to assume that you are super unattractive and are attempting to hide it. And even if you are not super unattractive–how the hell am I supposed to know who to look for when we meet if I honestly don’t know what you look like.

This also goes for men who look different in every single picture.  I swear–there are some guys who put up pictures years apart with different haircuts and facial hair and I honestly don’t know which one is currently accurate.

If you cannot figure out that you’ve posted the same damn picture three times, I will not go out with you.  It’s not rocket science!  And if you cannot figure out how to format a picture so the top of your forehead and/or side of your face is not cut off, then don’t fricken post it!

I am not a superficial person–I just ask that you have a couple of current, clear pictures of what you look like. You’re not fooling anyone with the sunglasses, hats, and weirdly formatted photos.  If you meet her in person, she will figure it out anyway so there’s no point in hiding.